Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on August 16, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Kevin Williams! You tackled your way into NFL greatness from the moment you were drafted by the Vikings in 2003. With five consecutive Pro Bowl appearances (2006-2010), quarterbacks everywhere still have nightmares about facing number 93.

Your defensive dominance was legendary—opponents knew better than to run up the middle when Big Kev stood guard. Even retirement can't slow down a legend like you; rumor has it birthday candles extinguish themselves out of sheer respect for your tackling skills. Here's hoping this year brings as much joy and laughter as you've brought fans over an incredible career!