Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on June 25, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Kyah Simon! You've been kicking goals since your international debut for Australia in 2007—so long ago that defenders still had flip phones and goalkeepers were rocking MP3 players. From the Central Coast Mariners to lighting up stadiums worldwide, you've shown us all how it's done.

Whether you're scoring clutch penalties or dazzling fans with your unstoppable strikes, you always deliver unforgettable moments. Here's hoping this birthday is as legendary as your knack for finding the back of the net—and may your celebrations be even more epic than that time you sent opponents scrambling!

Cheers to many more victories ahead!