39 years old (Born on August 19, 1985)
Happy Birthday, Lance Parker! From your debut with Chicago Fire Premier in 2005 to stepping onto the MLS stage with Chivas USA in 2008, you've always been a keeper worth celebrating. Your saves were legendary—rumor has it strikers still wake up sweating from nightmares of your lightning-fast reflexes!Whether diving fearlessly between goalposts or charming fans off-field, you’ve consistently shown class and charisma. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer penalty kicks and more cake slices—after all, calories don't count when you're defending goals like a superhero.
Cheers to another year of epic saves and unforgettable moments!
Lance Parker's Best Moments
