Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on May 18, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Manu Tuilagi! The unstoppable Samoan-born powerhouse who charges through defenders like they're made of cardboard. Whether you're bulldozing opponents for Leicester Tigers or storming down the pitch for England, your tackles and tries have become legendary. Fans still replay that epic try against New Zealand in 2012—rumor has it the All Blacks are still recovering!

Here's to another year of sidestepping injuries and steamrolling rivals with your trademark grin. May your birthday be filled with laughter, cake, and absolutely no yellow cards! Keep making rugby history—and remember: age is just a number; tackles avoided are forever priceless.