Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on January 25, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Mark Schlereth! You're the only guy we know who can proudly say he's tougher than a two-dollar steak and still charming enough to make us laugh on TV. From dominating defensive lines with the Redskins and Broncos, earning two Pro Bowl nods, to hoisting three Super Bowl trophies—your career highlights are as legendary as your hilarious commentary.

Nowadays, you're tackling microphones instead of linebackers, but your wit remains undefeated. Whether it's breaking down plays or cracking jokes on-air, you've proven that greatness doesn't retire—it just switches uniforms. Here's wishing you another year filled with touchdowns in broadcasting and zero penalties for excessive awesomeness!