Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on July 14, 1941)

Happy birthday, Maulana Karenga! Thanks for enriching our calendars by giving us Kwanzaa—we needed something meaningful right after the chaos of Christmas. You've ensured we finish every year emphasizing unity, purpose, and community while quietly hiding away ugly sweaters.

You've inspired millions with your commitment to cultural pride and the empowerment that defined movements of change. If only spreading wisdom burned calories—you'd be ageless forever! May your day remain joyful as Umoja (unity), brilliant as Kuumba (creativity), and far less stressful than having to explain Kujichagulia (self-determination) at family dinners each year. Cheers—and thank you once again!