70 years old (Born on August 28, 1954)
Happy Birthday, Maureen! Celebrating another year of your persuasive prowess—whether impressing Supreme Court justices or elegantly navigating the complex landscape of affirmative action cases. Your arguments have always been so compelling that even opposing counsel secretly wish you a happy birthday!From making legal history as Deputy Solicitor General to gracefully mastering Washington D.C.'s toughest debates, you've consistently shown us all how it's done with unbeatable wit and charm. May this birthday be ruled unanimously enjoyable—and may every objection raised against enjoying extra cake today promptly overruled.
Here's wishing justice (and plenty of laughter) in celebrating you today—cheers!
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