Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on October 31, 1948)

Happy Birthday, Mickey Rivers! You're still stealing hearts faster than you stole bases back in '75—70 steals? Even birthday candles can't keep up with your speed. Your legendary hustle and quick feet made Yankee Stadium roar louder than ever, especially during that unforgettable 1976 All-Star season.

Here's hoping your special day is filled with as much excitement as rounding third base headed for home. May the coming year bring you joy quicker than a fastball down the middle—and may every moment be as timelessly entertaining as watching "Mick the Quick" sprint across center field. Keep running strong, champ!