Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on March 28, 1982)

Happy birthday, Mikel Arteta! You've turned Arsenal from a rollercoaster ride into a smooth sail at the Emirates—though we're still recovering from your sideline dance moves and those cool sweater collections. Honestly, your tactical magic to rejuvenate Bukayo Saka and Martin Ødegaard has fans singing louder than ever; North London truly owes you big.

From player to coach extraordinaire, you've proved greatness isn't just on the pitch but also pacing passionately along it. Here's wishing you many more goal celebrations sliding on knees (preferably injury-free) and trophies raising overhead. You're aging gracefully…certainly smoother than VAR decisions lately! Feliz cumpleaños, boss!