Let's make this birthday one to remember.

65 years old (Born on May 22, 1959)

Happy Birthday, Morrissey! Another year older, yet your hair remains as iconic and gravity-defying as ever. From charming us with "This Charming Man" to reminding us that every day is indeed like Sunday—especially Mondays—you've given voice to our melancholy hearts in the most delightfully dramatic way possible.

Whether you're crooning about meat-free meals or making existential angst sound oddly cheerful, you've proven time and again that nobody does poetic gloom quite like you. Here's hoping your birthday brings fewer rainy Manchester skies and more joyful moments—even if joy feels suspiciously un-Morrissey-like. Cheers to another timeless year ahead!