Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on July 30, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Neville Longbottom! From the shy Gryffindor who once misplaced his Remembrall to the brave wizard who boldly stood up to Voldemort himself, you've truly blossomed—much like your beloved Mimbulus Mimbletonia. Who knew that beneath your timid exterior lay a hero capable of wielding Gryffindor's sword and destroying Nagini? Your courage has inspired us all.

These days, you're not just a Hogwarts professor nurturing young minds; you're also an accomplished herbologist whose expertise rivals even Professor Sprout's. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and perhaps fewer exploding cauldrons than usual. Cheers to you, Neville—the wizarding world's favorite late bloomer!