Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on March 18, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Judge Nigel Sweeney! May your special day be filled with more joy than a courtroom recess and fewer surprises than the Brighton Hotel trial. Your unwavering dedication to justice has certainly earned you a slice of cake—and perhaps an objection-free celebration!

From navigating complex cases with grace to delivering verdicts sharper than your barrister's wig, you've set the bar high (pun intended). Here's hoping this year brings you as much success and satisfaction as all those memorable moments in court.

Cheers to another year of wisdom, wit, and impeccable judgment—may it be adjourned only for festivities!