Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on April 11, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Nile Ranger! From your unforgettable days at Newcastle United—especially that thrilling 2009-10 season when you helped secure the Football League Championship—to making defenders dizzy with Swindon Town, you've always kept fans on their toes. Your knack for surprising everyone (including yourself sometimes!) made every match memorable.

Here's to celebrating a striker whose style was as unique and unpredictable as his hairstyles. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer offsides than usual. Keep scoring goals in life just like you did on the pitch—unexpectedly brilliant and endlessly entertaining! Cheers to another fantastic year ahead!