Let's make this birthday one to remember.

90 years old (Born on December 26, 1934)

Happy Birthday, Professor Swinburne! May your day be filled with more clarity than a perfectly constructed philosophical argument and fewer paradoxes than an undergraduate's essay. Your groundbreaking contributions to philosophy of religion have inspired countless debates—though we're still waiting for you to settle once and for all whether birthday cake truly exists or is merely perceived.

Your recent lectures continue to captivate minds worldwide, proving that wisdom indeed ages like fine wine—or perhaps like timeless Oxford traditions. Here's wishing you another year full of intellectual triumphs, joyful contemplation, and minimal existential crises. Cheers to the philosopher who makes us think—and smile!