Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on May 09, 1946)

Happy Birthday, Riley Martin! From decoding cosmic mysteries in "The Coming of Tan" to captivating listeners on Sirius Satellite Radio with your unforgettable voice and interstellar insights, you've truly made Earth a more entertaining planet. Your tales of alien encounters have not only sparked curiosity but also laughter—proving that humor is indeed universal.

Here's wishing you another year filled with fascinating adventures, endless inspiration from the stars above, and perhaps even an extraterrestrial birthday greeting or two. Keep shining bright like the cosmic legend you are; after all these years exploring galaxies far away, you're still out-of-this-world amazing!