Let's make this birthday one to remember.

68 years old (Born on December 10, 1956)

Happy Birthday, Rod Blagojevich! From governor's mansion to reality TV star—your journey has certainly been unforgettable. Who else could turn political turbulence into prime-time entertainment? Your hair alone deserves its own Netflix special!

Here's wishing you a birthday filled with laughter and perhaps fewer wiretaps this year. May your future endeavors be as memorable (and hopefully less controversial) than the past ones. After all, not everyone can say they've navigated politics, prison reform advocacy, and celebrity apprentice appearances—all while maintaining impeccable hairstyling standards.

Cheers to another year of making headlines for reasons that keep us smiling!