Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on September 18, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Ryan Lowe! It feels like just yesterday you kicked off your career back in 1999 with Burscough—who knew you'd go on to have more clubs than a golfer's bag? From Shrewsbury Town goals that made fans cheer louder than their halftime pies, to leading strikers and charming crowds across England, you've truly proved you're the original "striker for hire."

Today we celebrate not just your countless memorable moments on the pitch but also your timeless skill of making football look as easy as snagging an after-match pint. Enjoy another year scoring laughs (and possibly some cake) too!