Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on August 13, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Sam Koch! You're the only guy who can punt a football so far that even GPS gets confused. With franchise records for most punt yards, longest distance, and highest average yards—you're basically Baltimore's favorite superhero with one powerful leg.

Here's hoping your birthday celebration is as legendary as those booming punts you've delivered over the years. May you continue to kick life's challenges downfield effortlessly—and may every slice of cake today be perfectly placed inside the 5-yard line! Cheers to another year filled with laughter and success; keep punting greatness into our hearts forever.