Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on January 11, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Simon Ferry! From bossing the midfield at Swindon Town to making waves with Portsmouth, you've always had a knack for keeping fans entertained—both on and off the pitch. Who could forget your tireless energy in 2010 when you first joined Swindon? You ran so much we thought you'd signed up for cross-country instead of football!

And let's not overlook those memorable moments at Pompey; your passion was as legendary as your hairstyles were questionable. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer yellow cards and more cake slices than ever before. Cheers to another year of laughs, tackles, and unforgettable banter!