Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on March 14, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Simon Lane! May your day be filled with more joy than discovering diamonds in Minecraft and fewer creepers sneaking up behind you. From digging holes to epic dwarven adventures, you've kept us laughing through countless Yogscast escapades—your infectious humor brighter than a freshly lit TNT block.

Congratulations on another fantastic year of gaming triumphs and creative brilliance at Yogscast Ltd.! Your legendary Jaffa Cake obsession remains unmatched; may this birthday bring an endless supply (and perhaps some cake that's not a lie). Here's hoping the coming year brings even greater success—and fewer accidental lava baths. Cheers!