Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on January 22, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Steven Adler! You're the heartbeat behind some of rock's most legendary tunes—keeping rhythm tighter than Axl Rose’s leather pants. From your iconic beats in "Sweet Child O' Mine" to electrifying stadiums worldwide, you've proven that drummers don't just keep time—they make history.

Even after all these years, you're still rocking harder than ever and inspiring generations with your passion for music. May this birthday bring you as much joy as a sold-out Guns N’ Roses reunion tour—and fewer backstage antics (well...maybe not too few). Keep rolling strong; here's hoping your cake is sweeter than Paradise City!