Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on August 09, 1949)

Happy Birthday, Ted Simmons! From your legendary days behind the plate to finally earning that well-deserved spot in Cooperstown, you've always been a class act. Your incredible career stats and clutch performances still inspire baseball fans everywhere—though we're pretty sure opposing pitchers are relieved you're retired!

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with laughter, joy, and maybe even some cake that's sweeter than hitting a walk-off homer. Keep swinging for the fences in everything you do; after all these years, you're still knocking it out of the park! Cheers to another fantastic year ahead—you've truly earned it!