Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on February 27, 1956)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Tim Brando! Whether it's courtside hoops commentary or dramatic NFL matchups, your unmistakable voice has truly become synonymous with unforgettable sports moments. You've called so many buzzer-beaters and last-minute touchdowns that even your play-by-play probably appears in fans' dreams.

No one does March Madness intensity or NFL tension quite like you—though rumor has it NBA playoff refs still fear hearing "That's ridiculous!" echoed by you on TNT broadcasts. On this special day, may all of life's calls go smoothly and please remember: getting older is mandatory, aging gracefully while keeping great hair is optional. Keep scoring big laughs—happy birthday!