Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on May 10, 1968)

Happy birthday to the once fearless ruler of the WWE ring, William Regal! From delivering sneaky brass knuckle punches and charmingly villainous speeches as our 2008 King of the Ring, you've always known how to wear a crown—and hit someone while doing it.

Now retired from grappling inside ropes—but still commentating brilliantly outside them—your legacy lives strong. Your hilarious commentary is sharper than your impeccably ironed suits ever were (did anyone manage better put-downs in an English accent?). Keep reigning supreme on those microphones; wrestling fans agree nobody entertains quite like you do. Long live his majesty!