Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on July 29, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Woody! May your riffs stay heavier than a tour bus full of anvils and louder than the cheers at every Corrosion of Conformity show. From shredding legendary solos to keeping No Labels fans headbanging through decades, you've proven that age is just another number—like volume knobs turned up past eleven.

Here's hoping this year brings you even more epic moments on stage and off. Keep rocking those timeless tunes; after all these years you're still melting faces faster than candles melt birthday cake frosting. Cheers to many more unforgettable gigs ahead—you truly are guitar royalty!