Let's make this birthday one to remember.

77 years old (Born on December 09, 1947)

Happy Birthday, Brad Teague! You've been racing since 1982—back when mullets were aerodynamic and pit stops included hairspray. Your NASCAR career has seen more laps than most folks have candles on their cakes, yet you're still speeding ahead with style.

From your memorable victory at Martinsville Speedway to countless thrilling finishes over the decades, you've proven that age is just a number—and speed limits are merely suggestions. May this birthday bring you as much joy as crossing the finish line first (and fewer caution flags).

Here's to another lap around life's track—keep it fast and fabulous!