Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on February 05, 1947)

Happy Birthday, David! Another year older and wiser—though we’re still debating the "wiser" part. Your recent successes have truly been impressive; from your uncanny ability to win every trivia night (seriously, how do you know so much random stuff?) to finally mastering that barbecue recipe everyone raves about.

But let's not forget your greatest achievement this past year: surviving yet another family camping trip without losing a single marshmallow—or child—in the fire pit. Truly legendary skills right there! Here's hoping this next chapter brings even more laughter-filled adventures and fewer burnt hot dogs. Cheers to you!