Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on July 31, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Geno! Another year older and still skating circles around everyone else. From your dazzling hat tricks to those clutch playoff goals, you've given Penguins fans countless reasons to cheer—and opponents plenty of headaches.

Whether it's hoisting the Stanley Cup or hitting that 1,000-point milestone in style, you always make it look easy (and hilarious). Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy as watching you effortlessly glide past defenders—just don't celebrate too hard; we need you fresh for another epic season!

Keep smiling, keep scoring, and stay legendary. Pittsburgh wouldn't be the same without number 71!