45 years old (Born on September 19, 1979)
Happy Birthday, Hermione Granger! Another year wiser—though honestly, you've been ahead of us all since day one. From mastering spells faster than Ron can finish a chocolate frog to saving Harry and the wizarding world (again), your brilliance never ceases to amaze.Whether it's punching Draco Malfoy squarely in the face or championing house-elf rights with S.P.E.W., you always stand up for what's right—and we love you for it. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer trolls in bathrooms and more quiet afternoons curled up with Hogwarts: A History.
Cheers to our favorite know-it-all witch—we solemnly swear you're aging magically!