Let's make this birthday one to remember.

51 years old (Born on August 14, 1973)

Happy birthday, Jared Borgetti! The man whose headers defied gravity and left goalkeepers questioning their career choices; your amazing skill gave Bolton Wanderers fans some truly unforgettable moments. You're the master of aerial power—the Superman of soccer—but clearly without cape wardrobe issues.

From scoring that legendary header against Italy in 2002 to becoming Mexico's unstoppable all-time leading goal scorer for many years, you've consistently delighted us with your magical talent. May this new chapter bring you as much success off the pitch as it did on—with fewer yellow cards and significantly less training ground sprinting drills! Feliz cumpleaños, Jared!