Let's make this birthday one to remember.

82 years old (Born on October 13, 1942)

Happy Birthday, Jerry Jones! Another year older and still calling audibles from the owner's box. You've steered America's Team through thick and thin, always keeping fans on their toes—sometimes cheering wildly, sometimes scratching heads—but never bored!

From drafting legends like Troy Aikman to building AT&T Stadium into a football palace, your bold moves have shaped Cowboys history. Sure, recent seasons had ups and downs (we won't mention playoff droughts), but hey—your passion remains undefeated.

Here's wishing you another season filled with touchdowns, fewer penalties—and maybe even that elusive Super Bowl ring again. Cheers to you!