Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on July 21, 1946)

Happy Birthday, Kenneth Starr! May your special day be filled with more excitement than a congressional hearing and fewer surprises than a White House scandal. Your investigative prowess during the Clinton impeachment era certainly made history—proving once and for all that persistence (and paperwork) can indeed change the world.

Here's hoping this year brings you plenty of success, laughter, and perhaps fewer subpoenas. After all, you've already shown us how to handle controversy with grace—and an impressive amount of patience. Cheers to another year of uncovering life's best moments without needing a grand jury!