Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on November 10, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Kelley! From courtroom battles to Big Brother antics, you've proven that no jury—or housemate—can resist your charm. Who knew an attorney could object so hilariously during reality TV competitions? Your strategic moves and witty comebacks have become legendary moments we still replay.

Here's wishing you another year filled with epic victories both in the courtroom and on screen. May your birthday be as memorable as those iconic diary room confessions—and may all objections against cake calories be sustained indefinitely! Keep making us laugh while winning every argument; after all, nobody does it better than Attorney Kelley.