Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on September 13, 1990)

Happy Birthday, AJ McCarron! Anyone who can lead Alabama to back-to-back National Championships is certainly deserving of cake and confetti. While your opponents probably still have nightmares from facing you in 2011 and 2012, fans fondly recall how easily you took charge when it mattered most.

Drafted at number 164 by the Bengals, you've shown us all that greatness isn't measured solely by draft position—but also by resilience and sheer determination. Cheers to another year proving doubters wrong—just try not to spike the birthday cake too hard; icing stains are tough even for a quarterback legend like yourself!