Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on February 28, 1949)

Happy Birthday, AJ Smith! Forget touchdowns and field goals—your real talent has always been making draft day feel like Christmas morning. Fans still reminisce about you drafting Philip Rivers or Antonio Gates; those moves prove your strategy was sharper than a quarterback's spiral.

While football might have its ups and downs, one thing never changes: your knack for keeping executives guessing (and rival teams groaning). Here's hoping this birthday is filled with more memorable celebrations than locker room dance-offs after playoff wins!

Cheers to many more years of top-notch management—and plenty of first-round cake picks in the future!