Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on July 10, 1966)

Happy Birthday, A.O. Scott! May your day be filled with more wit and charm than a Wes Anderson film festival—and fewer plot twists than an M. Night Shyamalan marathon. Your insightful critiques have guided us through cinematic triumphs (and disasters), making even the most questionable films worth watching—if only to read your hilarious takedowns afterward.

From Slate's sharp commentary to The New York Times' thoughtful analyses, you've consistently delivered reviews that are as timelessly entertaining as Casablanca itself—or at least far better scripted than Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!. Here's hoping this year brings you plenty of five-star moments without any Rotten Tomatoes in sight!