Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on December 15, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Aaron Cresswell! From your early days at Tranmere Rovers in 2008 to becoming a steadfast defender with Ipswich Town in 2011, you've always shown opponents that getting past you is harder than assembling IKEA furniture without instructions. Your tackles are legendary—cleaner than grandma's kitchen and sharper than dad jokes at family dinners.

Here's wishing you another year filled with pinpoint crosses, rock-solid defending, and maybe even sneaking forward for an unforgettable goal or two. Keep making attackers frustrated and fans delighted; after all these years on the pitch, you're still aging better than fine wine! Cheers!