Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on May 23, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Aaron Donald! You're the only guy who can blow out birthday candles and flatten quarterbacks with equal ease. Ever since you stormed into the NFL as the 13th overall pick in 2014, you've been bulldozing offensive lines like they're made of cake frosting—sweetly effortless.

From dominating at Pitt and snagging that Outland Trophy to becoming a three-time Defensive Player of the Year, your career highlights are stacked higher than a pile-up after one of your tackles. Here's hoping this year brings even more sacks, trophies, and terrified quarterbacks running for cover!

Enjoy your day—you've earned it!