Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on April 17, 1990)

Happy birthday, Aaron Schoenfeld! From rattling the nets with Columbus Crew in 2012 to mastering goal celebrations that could make dancers jealous everywhere, you've clearly shown us all how it's done. May your year be filled with as many victories and memorable moments as when you first dazzled MLS crowds—minus any yellow cards.

As you celebrate another spin around the pitch of life, here's hoping this birthday scores high on joy while leaving enough room for cake-induced agility drills. Keep thrilling fans and confusing defenders; after all, we need more forwards like you who keep soccer both skillful and entertaining!