Let's make this birthday one to remember.

49 years old (Born on November 13, 1975)

Happy birthday to the legendary Aaron Stecker—the man who sprinted his way into NFL history by dominating Europe as Offensive MVP in 2000, and then adding a gleaming Super Bowl ring with the unstoppable Tampa Bay Buccaneers in 2003. Who knew jet lag and touchdowns could mix so perfectly?

Enjoy your day, Aaron. May your celebrations have fewer tackles than you endured on the gridiron and more tasty treats than yards you gained during your brilliant career. After all, anyone who conquered football on two continents deserves an epic birthday blowout that even a defensive lineman would envy!