Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on June 02, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Abby! You've scored more goals than we've blown out candles—seriously impressive. Ever since your legendary performance at the 2012 Olympics (five amazing goals in six games!), we still cheer louder because of you.

From heading clutch game-winners to becoming Team USA's all-time top scorer, you've set records only rivaled by how many soccer balls you've probably lost over fences practicing those headers. Thanks for inspiring young kickers everywhere and reminding us that determination is best served with a side of humor and grit.

Here's wishing an MVP birthday filled with laughter—and cake slices bigger than goal nets!