Let's make this birthday one to remember.

82 years old (Born on June 13, 1942)

Happy Birthday, Abdulsalami Abubakar! You're the ultimate short-term leader who showed us all how to clock-in and clock-out with unforgettable style. Seriously, taking Nigeria from military rule to multiparty democracy in less than a year? Even pizza deliveries aren’t usually that quick!

Your brief yet brilliant stewardship pulled off one of history’s smoothest political U-turns. While most leaders struggle over decades trying just not to trip over their own shoes, you managed flawlessly—gaining lasting respect without overstaying your welcome.

Here's wishing you many more years filled with joy—and occasional breaks shorter than your remarkable presidential term!