Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on October 17, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Abe Alvarez! The lefty legend who proved you don't need blazing speed to dazzle hitters—just a crafty mid-80s fastball, a wicked curve, and changeup smoother than birthday cake frosting. Your pinpoint command made batters swing like they were chasing butterflies.

And let's not forget your shining moment as part of the unforgettable 2004 Boston Red Sox squad. Wearing that World Series ring must feel pretty sweet—even sweeter knowing you helped break an 86-year curse! Here's hoping your birthday is filled with laughter, joy, and fewer curveballs thrown at you than you've tossed at others. Cheers!