Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on November 27, 1977)

Happy Birthday, Adam Archuleta! From your fearless tackles with the Rams to your memorable moments as a Redskin and Bear, you've always shown us how to hit hard and celebrate harder. Your NFL days might be behind you, but we're pretty sure wide receivers still glance nervously over their shoulders when they hear your name.

Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer bruises than game day—but just as much excitement. May you tackle cake slices with the same enthusiasm that made quarterbacks tremble in fear. Cheers to another year of legendary hits (now safely confined to highlight reels) and endless touchdowns off the field!