Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on January 14, 1970)

Happy Birthday, Adam! Another year wiser and still making business look easier than assembling IKEA furniture. From your savvy investments to innovative ventures, you've proven that Dell isn't just a name—it's practically synonymous with success. Your recent achievements have us all wondering if there's anything you can't do (besides maybe resisting birthday cake).

Here's hoping this next chapter brings even more triumphs—and fewer conference calls before coffee. Keep inspiring us with your entrepreneurial spirit and sharp wit; after all, age is merely the number of startups you've successfully navigated through funding rounds.

Cheers to another fantastic trip around the sun!