Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on October 25, 1970)

Happy birthday, Adam Goldberg! From dodging bullets in "Saving Private Ryan" to your unforgettable comedic wisdom in films like "Dazed and Confused," you've charmed us with your versatile performances. We still haven't worked out if you're more skilled at valiantly battling Nazis or expertly stealing scenes—either way, we're grateful!

May your day be filled with laughter worthy of Chandler Bing-level sarcasm (we know you guest-starred on 'Friends,' remember?), and moments as legendary as the roles you've immortalized. Here's hoping this year treats you well because clearly there's no better guy suited for aging gracefully under pressure than Pvt. Mellish himself.