Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on February 01, 1947)

Happy Birthday, Adam Ingram! From your first election victory in 1987 to serving East Kilbride, Strathaven, and Lesmahagow for over two decades, you've certainly earned a slice of cake—or perhaps an entire constituency-sized dessert. Your tireless dedication made parliamentary debates lively; rumor has it even opposition benches secretly enjoyed your speeches.

Though retired from Parliament since 2010, your legacy remains timeless—much like the jokes about politicians' promises. May this birthday bring you as much joy as winning elections did (but with fewer door-knocking sessions). Here's wishing you laughter-filled days ahead and plenty more years free from campaign leaflets!