Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on May 15, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Adam Moffat! From your early days kicking up a storm with Columbus Crew to those rocket-powered goals at Houston Dynamo and Seattle Sounders FC, you've always had fans cheering—and goalkeepers ducking for cover. Your journey across MLS has been as impressive as your beard game—strong, consistent, and legendary.

Now that you're bringing Scottish flair to FC Dallas since 2014, we hope this birthday finds you celebrating in style: perhaps scoring another thunderous long-range strike or simply enjoying some haggis-flavored cake (if that's even a thing). Keep making us laugh and cheer; here's wishing you many more fantastic seasons ahead!