Let's make this birthday one to remember.

51 years old (Born on December 10, 1973)

Happy Birthday, Adam Rank! May your fantasy football picks age better than Tom Brady and your jokes land smoother than Patrick Mahomes' sidearm throws. From NFL Fantasy Live to stand-up stages everywhere, you've proven that laughter truly is the best defense against a losing season.

Here's hoping this year brings you more touchdowns in comedy clubs and fewer fumbles on air—though let's be honest, even those are hilarious when you're involved. Keep crushing it with witty insights and epic rants; after all these years of comedic brilliance mixed seamlessly into sports analysis, it's clear: You're still ranked number one!