Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on December 12, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Adam Schefter! The NFL insider who breaks news faster than Tyreek Hill sprints downfield. Your phone must buzz more often than Tom Brady unretires—keeping us all glued to your Twitter feed for the latest scoop.

From blockbuster trades to surprise retirements, you've got connections deeper than Patrick Mahomes' playbook. Thanks for always keeping fans informed and fantasy football managers scrambling at the last minute. May your birthday be filled with fewer breaking alerts (just today!) and more cake slices—because even insiders deserve a timeout from scoops once in a while! Cheers to another year of touchdowns and tweets!